It is our last day in Thailand, Lucy and I are sitting in the backpackers in Phuket waiting to leave for our flights outta here. We farewelled the boys this morning, and with tears welling up in our eyes, we stood on the street, in our pyjamas ( me in my gorgeous rubber duckie boxers) and watched as the mini-van disappeared down the street.
Feeling the loss of half of our team we have decided to be nostalgic and recap on the good times and the not so good times of this trip. Dont worry, we will have visuals for those of you who are visually challenged.
It seems poetic that my last blog shall also be my first, however, I will have the support of Lucy to get me through this posting and hopefully the two of us combined will paint a more objective recount of this trip than the boys have done on previous postings.
So lets get on with the tale:
First lets introduce our characters and their individual attributes they brought to this trip;
Lucy, ahh lucy, well what can we say about lucy. Always lovable, wants only to please the group and keeps up the group morale by contastantly getting sick off the food we eat. If it wasn't for Lucy we would not have a single food poisoning story. Now we have hundreds!
AJ- the token Asian (she's half Japanese you know), always ready to barter for the equivalent of 20 cents....and confront the boys on any and every issue.....She's the only one that made anything happen on this trip with her alpha female personality she was more of a man than the boys....
In defense I was only trying to keep the trip politically correct!
Nic...see body shots posted further down on this page. he was definately our pretty boy
Matt.. the man that created the funny/creepy events on the trip. Must be his personality or something but freaks were drawn to matt, whether it be ladyboys, persistent store sellers, vomitting/defacating animals the lot. Thank god for Matt and his pheremones!
okay... on retrospect, it is taking way to long to download photos, and considering the boys have kept a somewhat good account of what we have done, and my incompetence and lack of patience with technology; instead we are going to put of a photo essay of the time in between.
Things we remember/shall NEVER forget;
The bodies....
And of course the boobs...
Note: see previous entry for cleavage shot of Lucy's assets
The crazy tuk tuk rides; dangerous but ohh so fun!
The drinking..... okay lets be fair, Matt, Nic and I drinking and Lucy watching. Harsh but fair! That's only because I was afraid my drink would be spiked by AJ.....and everyone knows I am a true Cadbury....
The sleeping.....don't the boys look cosy and way too comfortable!
And of course Matt in a sarong.....because he really just wanted to be a girl....
Hope everyone enjoyed our rendition of the trip. Brief but beautiful all the same. same same but different.
To the boys; dont get raped in ko samui. huddle close to each other at night, just to be safe.
Love you guys
Lucy and Anjuli (AJ)
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